Ukrainian freaks

See the list of fun facts about Ukraine and Ukrainians, which always discourage aliens in our country:

1. Ukrainians often drive on the right side of the road, which seems backwards now since we have been driving on the left side of the road for almost 8 months.
2. Ukrainians wear their wedding ring on the ring finger of their right hand.
3. On the train the toilet dumps on the tracks. Kind of weird to flush the toilet and see the ground below.
4. Ukrainians speak both Ukrainian and Russian.
5. Christians are forbidden from playing cards, it’s considered gambling, which is huge sin.
6. School uniforms look like naughty maid costumes that you would see at Halloween.
7. You have to pay to use the restroom in public places, but at least there is comic grey toilet paper there, unlike Africa.
8. Bread and mayonnaise are consumed at about every meal.
9. Commas are used as decimal points instead of periods.
10. You have to pay for plastic bags at the grocery store.
11. People don’t smile at you or say Hello, when you pass them on the street. They keep very straight faces, even in the markets and boutiques.